There are no words. No words for the horrific monstrosity that graced bookstore shelves today.
And I didn’t even buy it. She-who-will-not-be-named really expects us to buy this crap?
::facepalm:: ::headdesk:: Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!
So. In light of the unfortunate catastrophe that befell our beloved characters today, I have a ray of sunshine for you. :o)
Not only is Chapter 3 of Already Married with the betas and will hopefully be out tonight or tomorrow, but I’ve done casting for it as well.
Check out the Casting Couch for some awesome visuals, if I do say so myself.
And just because I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of stroke She-who-will-not-be-named had, I will just say thanks for creating our favorite characters and Fuck you for screwing them over. Ta Ta!
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Oh and check out another ray of sunshine ;)
What a sweetie pie!!! :)
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Aw thank you!
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I so agree with you. I didn’t even bother…
What a cutie……
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Thank you. :)
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Totally agree with you! She-who-will-not-be-named never understood why we, fans, loved Eric so much… And she created him! Thank God for fanfictions!
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Seriously, right? It’s almost like she started writing, made Eric into this awesome character and her books took on more of a romance air…and she got pissed and decided to fuck him over and make sookie an ungrateful, narcissistic bitch. Seriously she did not deserve him. It’s almost like SHE just wanted to fuck with us fans…
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What a beautiful child! I can’t even imagine all the fun you must have!
Now about today’s book release, I haven’t received my copy yet, so what she’d do this time?
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I didn’t even buy it, I just reads. PDF version on facebook. She just-gah. Like I said, there are I no words. Fuckery comes to mind, but that is just way too tame for what she did.
And thank you about my baby girl. That was Little Miss’ first birthday last month. :)
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What an adorable child.. and couldn’t agree more about the “codex”..There is a lot of activity on the Amazon discussion threads for this piece of crap. As bad as I thought it would be, it was worse..and the thread isn’t marked as a spoiler, so be warned.
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I didn’t have any hopes for it honestly. I just knew it was going to a train wreck andand…hey! What do you know-train wreck.
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I may have to check that out & see if I’m still interested. If not, I’m going to cancel my order.
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Yeah it’s just…train wreck is a mild approximation.
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I read the ‘highlights’ of it on Tumblr. JBs’ one is just awful and I spent at least 10 mins laughing at the name Jennings… She who shall not be named really doesn’t give a crap does she?!? I bet her next novel bombs, I dunno anyone that would buy another book by her again. .. Anyway, cute baby!
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I didn’t read jbs…I got fed up skimming and skipped his I guess. So disappointed in HER. But thanks about my baby girl. :)
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We shouldn’t expect anything less from her though now unfortunately. I’m hoping True Blood ends better ..
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I wasn’t expecting to even read it although the internet blew up with it so I got curious. I don’t really have high hopes for true blood since fuckner seems to have a hard on for a bill/sookie endgame. Sigh.
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What a pretty baby!!!
Ugh…don’t even get me started on how sad this and DEA made me.
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Ah thank you from the Little Miss. :) I didn’t even read dea and I only skimmed after dead. I didn’t read book 11 or 12 either though. It all just sucked. :(
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You make pretty babies. 💖💖
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Aw thanks darlin. I do happen to think they’re pretty cute…when they’re not whining at me. :)
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Sweet baby! Hold her close. They grow so fast. I have no hope for True Blood. I’m sure we will be just as disappointed in it as we are with the books.
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Oh yes, hold that little baby girl close & enjoy every second! I blinked & mine turned into 20-something ingrates! Now they have their own baby girls. As for TrueBlood, I’m going to treat it like “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” of the 21st century. A comedy, a joke, a farce, something really good to laugh at with friends.
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Hey! That’s a good idea! The rhps of the new millennium. Sounds like a plan! :)
And I snuggle her as much as possible. When she lets me. :) she’s in that stage where she just wants to go go go go go.
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For real. It’s just…so disappointing. They had such promise and then the writers…had a collective stroke or something. I dunno.
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Saw your reply re: rhps. I think that would be so much fun because, let’s face it, the show ain’t! It’s become such a joke. I’ll watch til the end just to see…”the horror” (quoting Marlon Brando, “Apocalypse Now”). I just like to make life fun, so I’m trying to think up safe things to throw toward the TV; like the plastic pickles from the kids play-kitchen, fake fangs, etc. Things to say like “Beehl,” “Sookeh,” “Mine,” etc. but the “Mine” will be in the voice of a 2-year-old. Then I’ve got to come up with something for the Viking; something Monty Pythonesque probably. Of course Pam will be all snark, and we’ve got tons of Mardi Gras beads & all things fabulous for Lala. We’ll have a great time! At least we’ll have something to look forward to for TB season other than the end! LOL!
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Oh my god that’s like the BEST idea ever! I wish some people lived closer to me.
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