What the hell

Yeah, what the hell. Here’s another chapter for you guys.

And before I say anything else, I need to rectify a mistake in my last post. It was so late and I’ve been so tired that it completely slipped my mind.

A huge thank you to the two most awesome people in the world! MistressJessica and MissRissa! Without MistressJessica, you’d have a much harder time reading my drivel. And without MissRissa, well…this story might never have been continued. She contributes just as much to this story as I do, probably more. I just have the pleasure of taking what she tells me and putting it into some semblance of readable ish.

And now, onto the new shit. This chapter is one of MissRissa’s favorites and you’ll see why.

First of all, the thing that’s being freaked out over is something that happened in my house. Indeed, the picture accompanying it is an actual picture of mine. So, think of that and yuk it up while you read.

Oh and Zoe’s…interpretation…is direct from my middle kidlet’s mouth. I kid you not.

Again, Claudette is a fictionalized version of me. Snark and sarcasm and all.

Uh, let’s see…what else was I going to say? (Like y’all can really answer *rolls eyes*)

The thing about the fireworks is me as well. The story will eventually come out in an outtake. Just in case you’re left wondering.

I just love Thomas. He might be one of my favorite characters to write. He’s just….goofy and endearing.

And I think maybe that’s all I wanted to say. There’s a few outtakes coming your way soon, so hopefully this will hold you over until then.

Oh one more thing (sorry!). I’m really getting into a new ship – Dramione (Draco/Hermione from Harry Potter) – and I’ve been steadily devouring all the fics I can find. If y’all have any recs, let me know. But anyways, I’m attempting to write a Dramione fic. *wrinkles nose* I’ll post it when it’s done if y’all are interested. :)

And now I’ll stop rambling.

As always, the banner takes you to the story homepage and the link will take you to the chapter.

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 13

Happy reading! Enjoy lovelies!

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Whaaaaaaaa……

Wow, so I’m back. And it *is* a new chapter!

That’s right! I have new BTC for you!

But first, some housekeeping. My newest ship that I’m absolutely in love with is Dramione. Seriously, been ravenously reading and I’m starting a new fic. I don’t think it’s that good but whatever.

So if y’all got any Dramione recs….  :)

Okay, here’s the serious serious stuff. I’m warning you guys-Nora’s POV (there are 2) are ridiculous. In the I-really-need-to-shower-after-I-write-this kinda way. And in her second turn, she says some truly despicable things. I do NOT, reapeat: DO NOT, agree with her assessments. I tried, really tried, to use different vocabulary, but anything I came up with that was less offensive just wasn’t ‘Nora’. So, please forgive her (and yes, they all actually talk in my head and no I don’t have multiple personalities) for making me write the utter digusting shit she did.

Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way, here’s the next chapter!

As always, click the banner to go to the story home page and the link to take you to the chapter.

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 12

Happy reading, lovelies! Hope you enjoy!

Day 22: Introducing… // #25DaysOfChristmas

Hola! We’re continuing our25 Days of Christmas banner

with a new chapter of BTC.

This is the start of a 2 or 3 parter…these characters are ridiculous and won’t shut up so I need to break shit up constantly.

And you might notice the way I’ve broken up POV’s is changing because…we’re meeting a few new people and they all have the same damn letters in their names!

But this chapter specifically we’re hearing from a certain cousin of Sookie’s…

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Yeah she is me. In fiction form. But how she talks is exactly how I talk. You know how authors come through in their characters? Yeah, there’s bits of me in all of mine, for sure. But Claudette…yeah she’s just me.

So, as always, click the banner to go to the story homepage and the link to go to the chapter.

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 11

I’m sure there was more I wanted to say in this post, but my brain is already fried. It’s halfway through the first day of winter break for my kidlets and I’m already over it. ;/ Seriously?!?!

So I dunno when I’ll have new BTC for you, but I’m working…as much as the spawn will allow, of course. So go read and enjoy and I’ll get more to you soon. :) Thanks lovelies!!

EDIT: Okay I know what I meant to tell you guys! The game in here, and you’ll see when you read, is an actual thing from my childhood! I have pics of me, my uncle, and my grandpa doing the same thing that is in this chapter. If I can find the pics I’ll post them for you. :)

Day 19: Happy Birthday, Rissa! // #25DaysOfChristmas

Today I have a special little sumthin-sumthin for my wonderful, awesome, amazing and any other similar adjective idea chick, MissRissa81!

Cause….it’s her birthday!!!!!

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This is still part of our countdown. Ya know, the 25 Days of Christmas banner

This is an outtake of BTC that she has absolutely been nuts about. If you’ve been reading BTC and you’re caught up, you might’ve caught the fact that Roman is married to Nora. But *this* is how he met his True Love. And yeah you’ll see her again, no worries. But this is too cute for words.

It’s set in their junior year of high school. They’re 17 and the year is 1999…that sounds weirdly formal, but yeah. MissRissa and I had the best time doing the research and making up the outfits for this chapter. Seriously I’m still giggling over it. And I don’t giggle. *scowl*

So click the banner to go to the story page and the link to go to the chapters, yada yada yada.

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Behind the Camera // Outtake: Wrong Number

Oh and the outtakes will all be fairly self contained. So the navigation buttons will take you through the outtakes. To get back to the main story chapters you’ll have to hit the home page again. :)

Just making sure y’all know. Thanks and enjoy lovelies. Oh and click any of MissRissa‘s names in this post to go wish her a Happy Birthday. Cause she’s just as much responsible for this fic as I am. :D

Day 17: In Which Sookie is a Badass // #25DaysOfChristmas

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Yeah, I’ve got another wonderful new chapter for you. At least MissRissa assures me it’s wonderful.

Okay so here’s a little background on this chapter and you’ll all probably roll your eyes at me. I’m weirdly kinda OCD about accuracy in fics…like as much as you can be, obviously. There’s some things that you just do your damn best and whatever. So…I actually did a staggering amount of research about making an indie film. And I created a budget. Like a real budget. Seriously. I’m a little insane. You can ask MissRissa, I spent the better part of 2 days doing this.

So yeah. Sookie is a pretty big badass in this chapter and I’m hoping that you’ll love it as much as me. Jesus’ flashback is particularly awesome in my opinion.

So click the banner to go to the story home page and the link to go directly to the chapter. :)

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 10

Enjoy lovelies!

Day 14: Another, good sir! // #25DaysOfChristmas

Continuing on our countdown of the

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I have another new chapter of Behind the Camera for you!

This was originally part of chapter 8, but like I explained before, I had to split it. Seriously. This deserved it’s own dedicated chapter and you’ll see why.

A huge-HUGE-thanks to MissRissa for all her input. Some of the funniest parts were her brainchilds…brainchildren…ah well, you get what I mean.

And the pasta story…yeah it’s based on something that actually happened to me.

And of course another huge thanks to MistressJessica for cleaning this up and making it readable. She deserves all the props for putting up with my gargantuan chapters. :)

So yeah, click the banner to go to the story homepage and the link to go to the new chapter.

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 9

So go read and enjoy lovelies! :)

Day 10: Continued… // #25DaysOfChristmas

Hello lovelies! And now to continue with our

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I have a new chapter of Behind the Camera for you.

This is actually the beginning of what was originally Chapter 8, but I split it. Because the chapter was 26 pages in total and that’s a little ridiculous. :)

Some people had questions about the movie that they’re actually shooting and the timeline, so I’m gonna tell ya a little about those.

In this chapter, and the next, it’s June 23, 2012. They’ve been in Lake Charles shooting since June 1. And the movie itself isn’t really the big focus of this fic, so I’m not really focusing on it. That’s it’s rare to see the actual filming and the dialogue is fairly minimal. I will however type up a small synopsis of the movie if y’all want.

Zoe’s audition was March 24, 2012 and Godric and Eric went to Bon Temps March 31. In April they saw each other a few times as they did the Pre-production work, but May 25 is when Sookie and Zoe go to stay at Eric’s before filming. Hopefully that’s all clear. And hopefully I didn’t just send you into a coma with boring useless information. :)

So yeah, I’ll shut up now. :) Click the banner to go to the story homepage and the link to go right to the chapter. Enjoy lovelies!!!

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 8