Category Archives: One Shot

19 Years

Today is the 19th Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. So, what better way to celebrate than with a humorous Obvious Denial Outtake? ;)

First off, I need to thank MissRissa81 for all her help. She listens to me whine, brainstorms with me and is overall the very best cheerleader ever!

Another huge thank you to Freya Ishtar, who is an amazing writer over on fanfiction.net! You *need* to go check her out. I’ve lost more sleep reading her stories than I have in awhile. No joke. You can also find her on facebook here.

Anyways, thank you to her for the generous use of her word-“pluffle”. You’ll understand when you read, I promise you. But she graciously allowed me use of it and it’s so perfect I can’t even tell you.

So…without even further ado…click the pic below to go right to the newest outtake or you can click on the Obvious Denial banner to go to the series home page. Either or. :)

So hopefully you enjoy. Don’t forget all the people (don’t even try to tell me they’re fictional and therefore don’t count!) that we lost 19 years ago today.

Love y’all!

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Well…..

Okay so I may have found a bit of my muse…

Turns out that all I needed was a bit of exploring the ff.net forums and doing some of the challenges. Who knew?

So this little one shot I bring you is from the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum, specifically the Flavorful Prompts Challenge brought to you by the lovely SnarkyAndProudHufflepuff.

You get either a coffee flavor or candle scent (this one is coffee, specifically cinnamon hazelnut), a character or pairing (this one is James/Lily) and a word or two (these happen to be breeze and cake).

So hopefully you like this little thing I threw together in a matter of hours, almost no going over it and definitely no beta. So forgive me any mistakes. I also tried my hand at those nifty collage things I see everywhere in the fandom…not so sure I pulled it off, but….I did my best on the little sleep I got last night.

So without further ado, click the banner/collage/pic/whatever you want to call it to go to the one shot. Enjoy!


Oh and be on the lookout for more little one shot kinda things like these….I’m finding that they’re working to get the creative juices flowing again so….here’s hoping!

 

Merry Christmas Eve!

Or for those of you who don’t celebrate…Happy Saturday night!

So I started a little Harry Potter drabble series. It’s all about Hermione showing off her Christmas movie collection to her magical friends and family. Seriously, that’s it.

They’re short (or going to be, since there is currently a total of 1 done) and I have no schedule for writing these. It’s pretty much whenever the mood hits. So hey, it could be July when more get done, although I am trying to work on more now.

So, there’s not really much else to say. So I guess head on over to the collection home page here…

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Or you can go straight to the one that I’ve written here…

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And if any of these movies are ones you particularly love and I insult them, I’m sorry. I have such fun picking things apart. :)

So yeah…Merry Almost Christmas!

 

Doth your eyes deceive you?!

I am here! Seriously!

I haven’t died and I’m back….kinda. This is a special post just for MissRissa81’s birthday. I’ve been seriously swamped in the last…year?? God, has it been that long??

We’ve moved and my muse has up and packed her shit. So I’ve been kinda plodding along but it’s extremely slow going. So apologies for that.

In the meantime, here’s a Dramione (Draco and Hermione, for those of you not in the know) one shot just for MissRissa81.

Click the banner below to read ‘How Birthday Gifts Work’.

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Hope y’all enjoy and hopefully I’ll be back to posting more regularly. Adios!

 

*Edit* I literally knocked this out in about 2 hours today (horribly sad, I know) and therefore there’s been no editing whatsoever. I’ll get around to it eventually but until then, forgive any drastic mistakes. :)

Day 21: Ghosts of Christmas Past // #25DaysOfChristmas

Hey y’all. I’m back with more

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:)

I’m going as fast as I can with BTC and working on some other goodies, but I’m not sure when they’ll be done. So in the interim, I figured I’d post some links for fics I’ve written for past Christmases.

Click the banners to go to the stories and hopefully they’ll get you into some kinda awesome Christmas mood.

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So apparently I only have two. Huh. Ah well, here’s some lovely SkarsPorn for you to make up for it. :)
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Day 7: New One Shot // #25DaysOfChristmas

Hello lovelies! I’m back with another day of December wonderfulness. At least I hope so. :)

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Today I have for you a one shot that-I hope-will have you laughing. :) This was born out of one of the conversations between MissRissa and I. Don’t even ask…please.

So without further ado, here’s Famous Last Words. Just click the banner below and enjoy lovelies!

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What’s this?!

So, I may have written a new story…

No. Really.

I know, I know. It’s hard to believe. But it’s true.

Dude, I swear it’s not a joke!!!

:) Okay, I’m done being a smart ass. In all seriousness, I did write a new one shot for the SVM/TB Fanfic Exchange, Kleannhouse to be specific. And now it’s posted here!

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Funny story, we actually wrote for each other. I’ve linked to her site and to the exchange site. Go and read them all cause they’re awesome. Well, I’m sure they’re all awesome, but I’m still working my way through them. But damn am I excited and I can’t wait for the next one. So yeah, go click on all the things and whatnot. Enjoy lovelies!

 

Hola Lovelies

Hey my lovelies! It’s been a much better day here in my house, only a slight fat lip this morning from a well placed head butt. But that gave me time to fiddle a bit on the computer and actually write today.

So, here’s another reminder to get your votes in for the Get Inked Contest.

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Voting is open until Friday at midnight and you can vote as many times as you like. There are 3 fics in the running, all of which are awesome. Seriously. :)

And…surprise, surprise…I have a new one shot for you! It’s not the smutty one I’ve been hemming and hawing about but I *think* you’ll still be satisfied. In a flufferific kinda way that is. :)

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This was actually inspired by a Buzzfeed article (specifically #8). But I actually had a few brainstorms so there may possibly be more of these flufftastic little tidbits. Yeah this was *supposed* to be like 1 page, maybe 500 words….didn’t happen. This blossomed into a nice 1700+ word one shot. Ah well, what can ya do? :) I’m sure y’all are so upset. So click the banner and it’ll take you right there.

 

Another One Shot…

Hola my lovelies! It’s a semi gorgeous day here…if you’re inside. Otherwise you’ll feel like your skin will blister off in the disgusting humid heat of the underside of Satan’s balls.

No seriously. That’s what it feels like.

Anyhoo I have a new one shot for you! It’s my other entry into Kittyinaz’s Angels Through the Fire contest. This one is a Captain Swan fic though.

Unlike The Right Choice, which I maaaaaaaaaaay expand eventually (read if I ever have time it’s a sure thing), this is for sure just a one shot. So hopefully you enjoy…I’ll post some Colin hotness later since I forgot yesterday. *bad bad bad*

In my defense one of the kidlets locked us out of the house Tuesday and I’ve been calibrating ever since-that heat is no joke. So I kinda forgot yesterday was Wednesday and got really confused when Mr. Kelpie didn’t head to work today. Ugh. Whatever.

So here it is.

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By the way…I have a few things in progress that I am TRYING to finish for you. The kidlets kinda take precedence most days and I rarely have time at the moment…which is a weird sentence but yeah. So I’ll get those to you lovelies ASAP!!! Byes!

In honor of our beloved ASkars…

Here is a little birthday treat for us…and Eric…kinda…yeah..

Sorry my brain is fried because Mr. Kelpie just insisted on watching the True Blood finale.

I’m just…yeah. Whatever. No spoilers, no worries. But anyways…here’s a little one shot I wrote for Kittyinaz’s contest last month. And hopefully it gives you some good feelings about the…interesting ending they gave us…

God. Brain. Fry. No joke. I can’t even string words together, so I’m gonna stop trying. Happy reading lovelies!

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