What’s this?!

So, I may have written a new story…

No. Really.

I know, I know. It’s hard to believe. But it’s true.

Dude, I swear it’s not a joke!!!

:) Okay, I’m done being a smart ass. In all seriousness, I did write a new one shot for the SVM/TB Fanfic Exchange, Kleannhouse to be specific. And now it’s posted here!



Funny story, we actually wrote for each other. I’ve linked to her site and to the exchange site. Go and read them all cause they’re awesome. Well, I’m sure they’re all awesome, but I’m still working my way through them. But damn am I excited and I can’t wait for the next one. So yeah, go click on all the things and whatnot. Enjoy lovelies!


Hola Lovelies

Hey my lovelies! It’s been a much better day here in my house, only a slight fat lip this morning from a well placed head butt. But that gave me time to fiddle a bit on the computer and actually write today.

So, here’s another reminder to get your votes in for the Get Inked Contest.

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Voting is open until Friday at midnight and you can vote as many times as you like. There are 3 fics in the running, all of which are awesome. Seriously. :)

And…surprise, surprise…I have a new one shot for you! It’s not the smutty one I’ve been hemming and hawing about but I *think* you’ll still be satisfied. In a flufferific kinda way that is. :)

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This was actually inspired by a Buzzfeed article (specifically #8). But I actually had a few brainstorms so there may possibly be more of these flufftastic little tidbits. Yeah this was *supposed* to be like 1 page, maybe 500 words….didn’t happen. This blossomed into a nice 1700+ word one shot. Ah well, what can ya do? :) I’m sure y’all are so upset. So click the banner and it’ll take you right there.


Another One Shot…

Hola my lovelies! It’s a semi gorgeous day here…if you’re inside. Otherwise you’ll feel like your skin will blister off in the disgusting humid heat of the underside of Satan’s balls.

No seriously. That’s what it feels like.

Anyhoo I have a new one shot for you! It’s my other entry into Kittyinaz’s Angels Through the Fire contest. This one is a Captain Swan fic though.

Unlike The Right Choice, which I maaaaaaaaaaay expand eventually (read if I ever have time it’s a sure thing), this is for sure just a one shot. So hopefully you enjoy…I’ll post some Colin hotness later since I forgot yesterday. *bad bad bad*

In my defense one of the kidlets locked us out of the house Tuesday and I’ve been calibrating ever since-that heat is no joke. So I kinda forgot yesterday was Wednesday and got really confused when Mr. Kelpie didn’t head to work today. Ugh. Whatever.

So here it is.



By the way…I have a few things in progress that I am TRYING to finish for you. The kidlets kinda take precedence most days and I rarely have time at the moment…which is a weird sentence but yeah. So I’ll get those to you lovelies ASAP!!! Byes!

In honor of our beloved ASkars…

Here is a little birthday treat for us…and Eric…kinda…yeah..

Sorry my brain is fried because Mr. Kelpie just insisted on watching the True Blood finale.

I’m just…yeah. Whatever. No spoilers, no worries. But anyways…here’s a little one shot I wrote for Kittyinaz’s contest last month. And hopefully it gives you some good feelings about the…interesting ending they gave us…

God. Brain. Fry. No joke. I can’t even string words together, so I’m gonna stop trying. Happy reading lovelies!

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Dear old, is it true? Why I think it is…

I finished something SVM related! I’ve had this one shot in my google drive-mostly finished-for months…possibly a year. Not sure. But I opened it tonight and just HAD to finish it. So…here ya go!


Bleeding Out

New stoooooooooooorrrrrryyyyyyyy……

That’s right, you heard me correctly. I have a brand spankin’ new one shot for y’all. I’ve actually been working on this since like February and haven’t been able to finish it until now. It’s based on an Imagine Dragon’s song (Bleeding Out).


Thanks to Kittyinaz, AshleySue, InvertedMeridian, MistressJessica1028Breathesgirl and MissRissa81 for their awesome beta and pre reading skills. Seriously, you probably wouldn’t have a new story at all if it wasn’t for them. :)

This picks up like halfway through 3.07 Dark Hollow…the beginning dialogue is actually from the show. Have at it lovelies and hope you like it!

Funny story…

I actually published a new one shot! And yes it is funny. At least that’s what certain people on Facebook who keep feeding my brain squirrels say (yes, you Ms. Meridiean!). So I give you…

Interrupted // a Once Upon a Time one shot

Make sure you read the footnote since the real comedy stems from that.

Not beta’d so all mistake are mine.