Baaaaaaad Kelpie…

So I may have had this chapter ready for a couple weeks…

No! No, don’t leeeeeeeave!!!

Oh good! You stayed!

So yeah, I had this done for awhile, though in my defense I did believe I’d already posted it. I have no idea why. Probably because I also have chapter 4 done as well….

…also in my defense, MissRissa and I fleshed out this story to the end so as long as I have *time* to write, it shouldn’t be quite so long between chapters. Plus we also have 2 brand new stories in the works which are already ridiculously fleshed out to the point where I have half the damn things written in my head.

Yeah. We’re cool like that. ;)

So, here is the next chapter of Dark Arts. Before I let you go, remember this is unbeta’d and dealing with a dark subject matter. So it can be trigger-y. Consider yourself warned. And now…

Banner goes to the home page and link goes to the chapter. Like I really need to tell y’all anymore. :)

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The Dark Arts // Chapter 3

I’ll have chapter 4 up sometime late this week or early next week. Hope you enjoy lovelies!

Sunday Sexiness

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Humpday Hotness

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Humpday Hotness

Sorry for my absence Sunday. I was recovering.
You see, last Wednesday was my anniversary with Mr. Kelpie. And on Friday, April 1, we took a small overnight trip to Hogsmead and Diagon Alley! Definitely had to celebrate my favorite twins birthday! And we got their wands. So fun fun. Which is why Sundays post completely slipped my mind. Cause…

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So yeah. Anyways I’ll stop babbling and give you what you want.  :)

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Harry Potter Hotness

Hah hah, see what I did there?? ;)

In honor of Mr. Kelpie and I’s 8th anniversary (holy fuckballs, seriously?!?!), I decided to grace you with some of my obsessions lately. Anyways, enjoy some of the boys from Harry Potter  in all their loveliness.

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Don’t judge! Jason Issacs is a sexay motherfucker!

…and then Dean just because he’s so pwetty! ;)

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Little Red Envelope

Yup. Here is the first of the drabbles for Obvious Denial. Can you tell what it’s about??

;)

Anyhoo, currently there are three more docs sitting in my drive that are going to turn into drabbles at some point. You can thank MissRissa for encouraging this.

You can also thank her for the idea for this drabble. I spit it out in about 20 minutes one night while we were chatting. I’ve read through it, but it’s not beta’d so forgive any glaring mistakes.

As always, banner to the story home page and link to go to the chapter…er, drabble. :)

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Obvious Denial // The Howler

So, happy Tuesday (almost Wednesday, sorry!) and hope you enjoy!

Sunday Sexiness

For those of you who celebrate, Happy Zombie Jesus Day -aka- Easter. :D and onto the loveliness…

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Not a Fail

So I actually managed to deliver! I have the promised, and apparently much anticipated, Chapter 2 of Obvious Denial.

It’s amazing, I know.

Plus, this chapter has smut.

Now, fair warning. I haven’t written smut in…forever. Like yeah I really don’t remember the last time I tried and good fucking god was it uncomfortable!

So hopefully it doesn’t suck. And I would’ve had this out to y’all yesterday, but Fred and Hermione threw me a curve ball and I had to add it. They blindsided me, though it was perfectly fine once I got it written.

Y’all also should thank MissRissa81 because she got my wheels churning and there are now a few drabbles that are going to be coming your way. So, technically this story is complete, but know there could be a few more snippets here and there. (Like, maybe I dunno, Tuesdayish??)

So, I’ll quit yapping and just send this your way. Banner goes to story homepage, link takes you to the new chapter.

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Obvious Denial // Chapter 2

Enjoy lovelies!

Humpday Hotness

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Fail

Yeah, that’s me. Total fail.

I promise I’ll try to do better. And besides, my phone is running out of space from all the hotness I’ve hoarded.

I’m not even gonna try to excuse it. I’ll just have to get a bigger phone. Or start up the hotness posts. :D

So that’ll be on my agenda to do. It may be patchy, but I’ll work on it. But, for now, I’ve got a new two shot for you. It’s a Fremione pairing (or Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger, for those of you who don’t know) because, let’s face it. Jo could’ve taken ANY OTHER WEASLEY and it would’ve been better than Fred. Well, except George of course, but you get my point.

I have the first chapter up and as soon as I finish the second (and end) it’ll go up. I’m still chugging away at Dark Arts, but this was a nice little break from the…darkness. So yeah.

And without further ado, I give you…

Obvious Denial!

As always, banner takes you to the story home page and the link will take you directly to the chapter.

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Obvious Denial // Chapter 1