What’s this?!

So, I may have written a new story…

No. Really.

I know, I know. It’s hard to believe. But it’s true.

Dude, I swear it’s not a joke!!!

:) Okay, I’m done being a smart ass. In all seriousness, I did write a new one shot for the SVM/TB Fanfic Exchange, Kleannhouse to be specific. And now it’s posted here!



Funny story, we actually wrote for each other. I’ve linked to her site and to the exchange site. Go and read them all cause they’re awesome. Well, I’m sure they’re all awesome, but I’m still working my way through them. But damn am I excited and I can’t wait for the next one. So yeah, go click on all the things and whatnot. Enjoy lovelies!


Tuesday Toss Up

Alright lovelies! So here is the newest feature on the blog! Tuesday Toss Up! Yes, I changed my mind about the whole Tuesday/Thursday switch. Eh, I’m female-it happens. :P

Every other Tuesday I’ll post a new toss up and give you my choice. Comment on what you’d choose and why-make it as detailed or as brief as you’d like. And, as always, if you have ideas feel free to let me know.

Now, to get started with one I know most everyone will enjoy… *smirk*

Tues Toss Lincoln Benji

My Choice
Ugh, I had to start with a hard one. On one hand, Alex plays Lincoln with such an endearing almost cluelessness. He’s so protective and adorable with Onata as Maisie, on and off screen. But then there’s Benji. Who is ruthless and intense and just oh so delicious. He’s got the intense stares and creepy radical vibe down.

This tugs my heart in two completely separate directions and plays on two of my biggest loves-goofy, funny guys who are great with kids and passionate rebels trying to make a difference in the world. So…which one do I choose…??

I love Alex in anything-he’s a brilliant actor regardless of the role-but if I had to choose one (and I do, cause those are the rules I created, damn it!) I’d choose Lincoln. If it was the movie overall it’d be a different matter, but I just can’t get past his easy affection with his little pint sized co-star. Hell, they inspired a fic! So yeah. Leave your comments and choices below lovelies! *muah*

Death thy name is me

Yeah I feel like death today. And not the good Godric type of Death…


I’m the definitively UNSEXY kinda death. A la…

Yeeeeeahhh…..anyhoo-I don’t have anything fanfic related for you, but I did get a bunch of poetry up on the other writings page. I know you’re like “Kelpie. Seriously? Poetry?!?! WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!?!”

That’s what I said when my creative writing teacher said we’d be doing poetry. So yeah this is from my English class in college. I figured I’d post it and maybe give someone inspiration or if I ever get the urge to write poetry again…*rolls eyes*. But I’ll be posting a few more short stories in the next few days. And hopefully writing some more fic stuff…just depends on how I feel and how much time the kidlets let me have. So you can go here to check out the other writings page or here to go directly to the poetry page. Personally I think my fave is the Secret Life of Grilled Cheese (SHUT UP I WAS IN CULINARY SCHOOL!!!!).


Oh! By the way, be sure to check the Plot Bunny Palace! I’m gonna be uploading a few new ones so definitely keep an eye out for those. :)

Little late night sumthin’

Hey lovelies. So we got some new furniture this weekend. :) and we put it together ourselves and everything.  So I cleaned off our bookshelves and found some of my old writings. I just posted a few in the other writings section.

Silent Resignation
Draft 2
Too Late

I’ll make banners for them eventually, but it’s not on my priority list at the moment. *shrug* But here are a few warnings for these, if you plan on reading them.

Lafayette alcohol button Lafayette hell no button sobbing button bad form button Tears Possible button OUAT button

They’re all unnamed characters and they were all written waaaaay back in high school so the grammar and stuff may be iffy. I dunno. So go read if ya like, but keep in mind there are some trigger warnings for domestic violence, cutting and suicide. I was majorly depressed in high school and you’ll see it in these. Love you lovelies and I’ll have more for you hopefully this week…the good stuff. Promise. :)

The Results Are In

The results for the Get Inked Contest are IN!!!

Taking the grand prize is…
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Thank you to everyone who voted and the authors who contributed. Winners can contact me about their prizes (banners/buttons). :)

Go check out the contest page-I’ve linked the story authors with their respective sites. :) The really frickin awesome Arelia Miles wrote Those He Loved…and made me bawl like a baby. And MistressJessica wrote not only Story of My Life, but she also wrote I’ll Show You Mine. Seriously awesome.

I may or may not have another contest for you guys starting March 1. Feel free to let me know why or why not you may want one. And….now I’m out. It’s naptime in my house and I’m debating whether I’m going to pass out or try to write. *shrug*

Plot Bunny Palace

Hey lovelies! Okay so it’s your daily reminder-only one more!!!-to go vote in the Get Inked contest!!!

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There are 3 different stories, 2 in the TB/SVM fandom and 1 in the TMI fandom. Even if it’s not your preferred fandom I encourage you to go and read anyways. They are all exceptional. :)

Next-I kinda maybe started a little something…The Plot Bunny Palace! I know I have trouble getting inspired sometimes. So when that happens I go scroll through tumblr or google or what have you to find some inspiration. And I tend to take screen shots and/or copy the ideas for later use. So I’m just putting them out there for you. :) Feel free to use any of the ideas/pics on the page-maybe even leave me a note if you do write something cause, let’s face it…I love new stuff! So click the banner below to go right there. Or it’s also up in the menu.

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I’ll be adding more as I have time…I only had about 10 minutes tonight. So…yeah. That’s it.

Go vote and go get inspired and have a great night lovelies!!!

Hola Lovelies

Hey my lovelies! It’s been a much better day here in my house, only a slight fat lip this morning from a well placed head butt. But that gave me time to fiddle a bit on the computer and actually write today.

So, here’s another reminder to get your votes in for the Get Inked Contest.

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Voting is open until Friday at midnight and you can vote as many times as you like. There are 3 fics in the running, all of which are awesome. Seriously. :)

And…surprise, surprise…I have a new one shot for you! It’s not the smutty one I’ve been hemming and hawing about but I *think* you’ll still be satisfied. In a flufferific kinda way that is. :)

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This was actually inspired by a Buzzfeed article (specifically #8). But I actually had a few brainstorms so there may possibly be more of these flufftastic little tidbits. Yeah this was *supposed* to be like 1 page, maybe 500 words….didn’t happen. This blossomed into a nice 1700+ word one shot. Ah well, what can ya do? :) I’m sure y’all are so upset. So click the banner and it’ll take you right there.