How Time Flies…

Hey y’all! So…I’m sorry this is coming to you so late. I was going to post your daily reminder to get your votes in for the Get Inked contest this morning…and then everything went to shit.

Ugh. The good thing about today is that my middle baby turned 4!!! Hence the title of the post…

Other than that everything went to absolute shit and therefore I haven’t done…much.

So yes, here is your reminder…voting end Friday at midnight (or whenever I close it after that, but just to be safe we’ll say midnight.) and there is not restriction on voting. You can vote as many times as you like. All three stories are absolutely awesome and I can’t wait to see who wins. :)

Next up is an update. I was *going* to have a smutty one shot for you, but again…nothing got done today. But thanks to MistressJessica1028, this chapter ended up beta’d and I decided to say ‘Fuck it!’ and post it. Whatever. So click the banner below to go to the story main page (if you’re like me and forgot what this story was all about and missed the last update) or the link below will take you right to the new chapter.

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Lucky // Chapter 4

I’ll post another reminder about voting tomorrow and hopefully something else…not sure what yet, but yeah. Oh and I’m also working on updating some of the pages here, so if you see changes (like the new spiffy navigation eh?? *wink*) that’s why. Hopefully y’all will like all the new changes.

And like always, if you have questions/comments/concerns/suggestions or anything else you need to let me know you can always email me or use the spiffy contact form up in the header somewhere. Or find me on any of the social media type sites (, ao3, tumblr, etc.) :) I always reply and answer cause…let’s face it…I love you guys! So yeah, I’m done for the night. Sleep tight and have Swede dreams lovelies!!

Surprise Sundance Sunday

Hello my lovelies! So, there will be the regularly scheduled Sunday Sexiness post…later. This however is in honor of the fact that the elusive creature known as Alexus Skarsgardius has been spotted once again. He seems to be in migration mode, as he was spotted several times over the last few days in the mystical place known as Sundance


Okay, my brain is too fried to keep that up. But anyhoo-yeah, Alex has finally been spotted! It’s about time for some new SkarsPorn, huh? I was beginning to forget what he looked like… *dramatic tear*

So…feast your eyes on the yumminess that is the inspiration for so many of us…
Oh! And stay tuned AFTER the sexiness cause I have some much needed updates for y’all!































Whoo, I need a minute…I need to try to fix my keyboard. Drool and electronics don’t really work well together. :P

……………………………….hum, okay…I think I can concentrate-well, I have my hand raised to block the top half of my screen where I can still see him. Yeah. It’s pathetic. Anyways, I *finally* have some TB/SVM updates for you! You can thank MissRissa81 and MistressJessica1028 (who also acted as my lovely beta for these train wrecks) for encouraging me-or in Rissa’s case hounding me for more and more and more and more…

:) I love her. Both hers. :)

Anyways, I have a new chapter of Behind the Camera and a new chapter of Lucky. If you don’t remember Lucky, well-don’t worry. I didn’t either. I had to go re-read what I wrote. So I’m going to post the story banners to go to the home pages and then the chapter links underneath. I’m finally back to the E/S headspace I so desperately lost track of for awhile so I’m hopeful that most of the TB/SVM stories will be coming off of hiatus. But again, I’m busy so I’m not promising any specific timeline for updates. I’ll do my best. :) But you lovelies are awesome for understanding nonetheless. So yeah, I’ll stop yapping and just go ahead and link below.

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Behind the Camera // Chapter 4: Boyfriend Privileges

There are a few things to keep in mind about this chapter, like…
Alex exploding ovaries button and Beehl sexy face button…so that should give you some hints right there. :)

Then there’s this update…

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Lucky // Chapter 3

…which necessitates some different buttons, like
Pam really button and Lafayette bitch please button and Tears Possible
…that last one is a minor possibility but I figure I’d throw it in there cause-really?? You’re gonna complain about an Eric pic?!? :)


I just noticed that the nav buttons on Lucky are like…not there. But I plan on making some new ones in the next few days so I’m leaving it as it is for now-excuse the messiness. And I also noticed that the last time I posted was waaaaaaaaay back when I was doing more visual aides. If you like those, let me know and I can do more. Also, if you have a specific story you want me to (try to) focus on,  for the love of Skarsy’s everywhere go to the contact box in the upper menu (somewhere ↑ there…) and let me know which one. Come to think of it, anything you want to talk about without leaving a comment, go ahead and use that. I love getting emails and will most definitely respond.  :) Thanks lovelies!!!

On a Roll

Yeah, that’s me…roly poly Kelpie. I have another chapter for you!

Since people (mainly -read:exclusively- on really HATES Lucky’s Sookie, I figured I’d post real quick like to try and stave off the hoard. :o)

Seriously I went this whole time without a bad review and I got slammed after I posted chapter 1…it was insane.

So, here it is, just for your reading pleasure.

Lucky // Chapter 2

And-for your viewing pleasure…


Dun dun duuuuuuun

Not duh like my post this morning.


Anyways, I have a brand spanking new story just for y’alls reading pleasure.

I haven’t abandoned anything, but my muse is a fickle bitch at the moment. So…here ya go.

It’s called Lucky…so go check out chapter 1!


Excuse the shittily made banner, but my techtarded ways have not been improved.


New Fic!!!

Okay so I know what you’re thinking…

“Really, Kelpie? You can’t even find time to write the ones you’re already working on!”

But yeah, this was different. This is my entry to the Secret Santa Gift Fic exchange. Mine was for the awesome FangbangerLayla who had some pretty funny requests. Just go read and find out cause…yeah. :o)

And I strongly encourage you to go read the rest of the Gift Fics here. And my gift (written by the supremely talented Alh1971) was just perfect as well. So yeah…go read them!

And, without further ado, Naughty.

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ETA: I have now added all the visuals for the story, including a banner (which sucks, but ya know…I’m pretty techtarded.) :o)