Happy Holidays!!!

Hello my lovelies! Merry Christmas, Happy (late) Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza (possibly late, I’m not sure…), or just Happy Thursday!

Whatever you celebrate-or don’t-I hope you have an awesome day! So I have a few things for you wonderful people…first off, have some Christmas porn!!!

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Yeah so we don’t *do* Elf on the Shelf at our house…because frankly those fuckers creep me the hell out. So this is a much better version…now if only I can convince Mr. Kelpie to role play….

Next-it really doesn’t feel like Christmas to me…seriously. *THIS* was what my car told me yesterday…

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…WHY?!?!? Why is it 80 frickin degrees on Christmas Eve?!?!? Le sigh. Life in Florida…it seems like this would be a dream…but it just doesn’t feel like Christmas. However, we drove around (in the rain, mind you) to see Christmas lights while listening to-

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-and that kinda helped. Seriously, if you haven’t checked out Pentatonix…any of their stuff…you’re missing out. This album just went Platinum this week which is HUGE when you consider they’re an a cappella group. They seriously rock my proverbial socks…or as MistressJessica1028 says, they rock my flip flops. I have a serious dislike for socks anyways, so this is much better. :)

Now, for my fandom holiday cheer…CanadianBeaversloveAskars posted a completely ridiculously awesome edit of our favorite Swede, which I just had to share.

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I would be absolutely thrilled if THIS Santa was watching me…just sayin…

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And my lovely TMI lovers…a Merry Shadowhunter edit. :)/home/wpcom/public_html/wp-content/blogs.dir/2ba/26274766/files/2014/12/img_7760.jpg

So I think that takes care of all my fandom stuff. :) I want to point y’all to an older one shot of mine-Merry Almost Christmas-that is like the only Christmasy thing I’ve published so far. Ya know, despite the fact that I’ve started 3 other Christmas one shots/fics…and I never get around to finishing them. Maybe next year. So click the banner below to take you to that (extremely long) one shot that was my submission for the Sookie Secret Santa…last year? The year before? I can’t remember….

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And…since my Muse absolutely hates me…I have the beginnings of a new TMI story for you. It has nothing to do with Christmas, but I’m nototriously impatient so I’m going to go ahead and post it. I’ve got the first 2 chapters done and the third mostly done. I promise I’m still working on Hidden and The Institute…and I’m trying to get back into my E/S and Captain Swan fics. I promise I’m working…and trying to bribe my Muse into submission…just bare with me. :)

Click the banner below to go to the home page, or the link below that to go to the chapters. :) I warn you…it’s a darkish kinda fic and the characters will be OOC. Fair warning.

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The Sharpest Lives // Chapter One
The Sharpest Lives // Chapter Two

Since the kidlets and Mr. Kelpie got a decent haul from Santa and they’re all either engrossed in Christmas movies or running amok in the living room (Seriously toddlers?!?!) I may have time to squeeze in some writing. So if I do I’ll come add things. :) Thanks lovelies and I hope you have a very happy holiday…or Thursday.

 

 

Say what, Kelpie?!?!?

*hangs head in shame*

There is no possible way I can express my self loathing and shame right now…I-have started another story. And the shameful part is…I’m not even sorry. This stupid shit has been bouncing in my head for weeks and it’s finally rattled my brain to the point where if I don’t work on it, I’ll go insane. Like really-more insane than I am already. Which would be *bad*.

So I give you The Institute. :) It’s another Mortal Instruments fic (Sorry!!!! I know y’all are waiting on E/S and Captain Swan!!!) so my attention will be divided between this and Hidden. (Valentine is just NOT cooperating on Hidden…sigh.)

Anyhoo, I’ll shut it. Click the banner below to take you to the story home page. :)

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…..there was more I was gonna tell you but I forgot. Seriously, my brain….ugh.

 

Oh! Keep an eye out for a new spotlight-hopefully tomorrow. :) Have a nice day/night/evening lovelies!