Fanart Friday: The Mortal Instruments

Hey lovelies! So this comes from the recesses of my phone…some awesome Mortal Instruments fanart. But the kicker is…I have no sources. :( I absolutely have no idea where these cam from but they were too good not to post. So if you know, for the love of all that is holy please point me in the right direction! Because these artists are absolutely wonderful and I would love to give credit where credit is due.






Happy Holidays!!!

Hello my lovelies! Merry Christmas, Happy (late) Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza (possibly late, I’m not sure…), or just Happy Thursday!

Whatever you celebrate-or don’t-I hope you have an awesome day! So I have a few things for you wonderful people…first off, have some Christmas porn!!!


Yeah so we don’t *do* Elf on the Shelf at our house…because frankly those fuckers creep me the hell out. So this is a much better version…now if only I can convince Mr. Kelpie to role play….

Next-it really doesn’t feel like Christmas to me…seriously. *THIS* was what my car told me yesterday…


…WHY?!?!? Why is it 80 frickin degrees on Christmas Eve?!?!? Le sigh. Life in Florida…it seems like this would be a dream…but it just doesn’t feel like Christmas. However, we drove around (in the rain, mind you) to see Christmas lights while listening to-


-and that kinda helped. Seriously, if you haven’t checked out Pentatonix…any of their stuff…you’re missing out. This album just went Platinum this week which is HUGE when you consider they’re an a cappella group. They seriously rock my proverbial socks…or as MistressJessica1028 says, they rock my flip flops. I have a serious dislike for socks anyways, so this is much better. :)

Now, for my fandom holiday cheer…CanadianBeaversloveAskars posted a completely ridiculously awesome edit of our favorite Swede, which I just had to share.


I would be absolutely thrilled if THIS Santa was watching me…just sayin…

And then of course our Captain Swan fans get an adorably sweet edit…/home/wpcom/public_html/wp-content/blogs.dir/2ba/26274766/files/2014/12/img_7763.jpg

And my lovely TMI lovers…a Merry Shadowhunter edit. :)/home/wpcom/public_html/wp-content/blogs.dir/2ba/26274766/files/2014/12/img_7760.jpg

So I think that takes care of all my fandom stuff. :) I want to point y’all to an older one shot of mine-Merry Almost Christmas-that is like the only Christmasy thing I’ve published so far. Ya know, despite the fact that I’ve started 3 other Christmas one shots/fics…and I never get around to finishing them. Maybe next year. So click the banner below to take you to that (extremely long) one shot that was my submission for the Sookie Secret Santa…last year? The year before? I can’t remember….

Merry Almost Christmas banner

And…since my Muse absolutely hates me…I have the beginnings of a new TMI story for you. It has nothing to do with Christmas, but I’m nototriously impatient so I’m going to go ahead and post it. I’ve got the first 2 chapters done and the third mostly done. I promise I’m still working on Hidden and The Institute…and I’m trying to get back into my E/S and Captain Swan fics. I promise I’m working…and trying to bribe my Muse into submission…just bare with me. :)

Click the banner below to go to the home page, or the link below that to go to the chapters. :) I warn you…it’s a darkish kinda fic and the characters will be OOC. Fair warning.


The Sharpest Lives // Chapter One
The Sharpest Lives // Chapter Two

Since the kidlets and Mr. Kelpie got a decent haul from Santa and they’re all either engrossed in Christmas movies or running amok in the living room (Seriously toddlers?!?!) I may have time to squeeze in some writing. So if I do I’ll come add things. :) Thanks lovelies and I hope you have a very happy holiday…or Thursday.



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No, not too much information, though if you’re truly interested I’d be more than happy to enlighten you. :)))

No this TMI is actually The Mortal Instruments. See I read the books back when there were only 3. Then I had kids and lost interest and just kinda meh. But then the movie came out (City of Bones, if y’all didn’t know), and we got it. It sat on the hard drive for like ever and we just watched it recently (read-Mr. Kelpie made me sit down and watch it). And…it wasn’t the greatest film ever shot, but it was pretty good. So it got me interested again. Enough that I actually read Book #1 again before puttering out in the first chapter of Book #2. I remember why I lost interest, needless to say. (Cassandra Clare must absolutely HATE her characters!)

Apparently it gets better later on but I’m not slogging through to find out. However I was enamored once again with the characters. And-uh-Jamie Campbell Bower (who plays Jace in the movie) is hooooooottttt….and I feel like such a skeeze for saying that since he’s a fair bit younger than me, but whatever.

So I’ve been reading more TMI fanfics and now I’ve started one of my own. It’s called Hidden and it’s an AU story with slightly aged up characters (she’s 15 or 16 in the books and it just icked me out honestly). Just click the banner below to take you to the story homepage.



And now for some blog management…things. There was a word I was gonna use there but it just flew right the fuck out of my head. Anyhoo-you’ll notice a new tab up there at the top. It’s called The Altar of Awesome. It’s where all my spotlights are going. I’m still going to be posting them as actual posts, but I’m consolidating them on those pages. They’re divided by fandom so you won’t have to slog through tons of stuff you have no interest in. :)

Okay and now onto the hard stuff. As I posted in SkarsPorn Sunday yesterday, my biggest kidlet is going through some medical stuff. It’s all routine (he has a chromosomal abnormality that we’ve known about since he was born), but it’s still annoying as all fuck. Plus there’s 2 other therapies that we have to get started. So my time is limited and precious. Not only that but the OUAT and TB/SVM fandoms haven’t exactly been the most welcoming of places lately. I’ve been getting horrible reviews/PMs on anon that are just mean. Like I can take criticism, but these are all out attacks. And I’m kinda tired of it. So I’m gonna back out of writing for those fandoms for a bit. I’m so very sorry cause I know y’all have been so patient about waiting for updates and everything, but I honestly don’t have the mental capacity to put with the…malevolence, I guess. It’s just not fun. This story seems to be the only one I can honestly get inspired by so I’m focusing on it for now. I know not many of you are part of the TMI fandom so I’m sorry. I’ll still do the porn-y posts when I remember though. :)

So, love you guys and hope you have a great week!